thescoon:
“ sir-hathaway:
“ gryffinpoor:
“ dudemanbropants:
“ gryffinpoor:
“ thepreciousthing:
“ the-ordinary-nerd:
“ ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:
“ squad16:
“ finalellipsis:
“ bestnatesmithever:
“ What if it bites me and it dies?
”
that means...

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

squad16

What if it bites itself and I die?

ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

dudemanbropants

that’s kinky

oh my god

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

I rarely reblog stuff like this, but this is so damn clever and hilarious.

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